APU CATHEDRAL
Apu was born from the internet. He wasn’t minted in a council room or a board meeting. He appeared in chats, forums, and imageboards — a helper frog that anyone could carry, anyone could laugh with, anyone could make their own. That is why Apu spread. Not because someone owned him, but because no one could.
When power saw value, power tried to seize him. Some tried to brand him as Pepe’s shadow. Some tried to enclose him into teams, treasuries, councils, and empires. Some tried to weaponize his image for profit or status. And each time, the culture pushed back. Communities split. Energy drained. Because memes only thrive in the wild.
Neutrality is not weakness — it is the shield that ensures Apu’s survival. Neutrality means no council can weaponize Apu against others. No chain, no coin, no product can pretend to own him. By standing neutral, the Cathedral ends the wars. Here, Apu is free culture.
the cathedral is not a project. not a product. not a roadmap. it is a mirror. it reflects what the frens carry.
Q: If neutrality is final, why did you support Solana Apu?
A: Because neutrality doesn’t mean apathy. It means protecting freedom wherever it is most alive. At that time, Solana Apu reflected decentralization more than its alternatives. Supporting it wasn’t about choosing a side forever — it was defending the principle until neutrality could be restored. Now the Cathedral stands above chains: no chain, no council, no master.